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Sometimes, it can be as if time doesn’t exist when you’re on the internet.

7:00 AM: Pretty easy day ahead, plenty of time to get ready…why don’t I get a little inspiration from Instagram.

Click…Click…Click back…Click…Click…Click

8:45AM: How did I end up on this obscure website about space? I’m not even interested in outer space. Guess I have 15-minutes to get ready and eat breakfast…

…right after I Google whether “outer space” is one word or two, and whether that is still the term people use. Maybe it’s just “space,” now or “the universe,” but those are different things, right? I really don’t want to sound dumb in front of ALL zero of those astronaut friends I have.

9:00AM: Chugging mushroom coffee, eating oatmeal, checking e-mail at desk wondering where the past two hours went.